The more "family-friendly" vasectomy thread

It’s a long story…but it was for the best. She cheated on me twice and left me after 15 years so I made the right call…. :~

how true!

no offense to you breeders…but I have no doubt I don’t want that kind of responsibility!

besides, I don’t meet very many women that would make a good mother (despite what they think). Maybe just because I have a very good mother, or maybe because our modern culture has turned them into ….

ah, nevermind, we don’t need to go there 0:)

+1

yes it is a huge responsibility… and will cut its way deep into your hobby funds

The real name of the number one vasectomy doctor in the Rochester New York area for many years was (still is?) Dr Stopp. Don’t ask how I know this…

That’s a good one Dale!! :smiley:

We have two daughters. The youngest is pretty, down to earth. A very cool kid. The oldest is drop dead gorgeous, god bless that child. 5’1 blonde hair, green eyes… weight about 105 lbs. Without a brain in her head. She’s the one the mechanic called me at home about. Begging that I would please explain to the child. That free oil changes did not come for the life of the tires. True Story.

Now thats funny!

Maybe I'm missing something but 22-15 (age-time together) is 7. So were you seeing someone when you were 7? ;)

I think you want to add them not subtract them…. :wink:

Oh, now i get it.

LOL that’s funny! :bigsmile:

NightCrawl wrote:

“Did you guys freeze some sperm? I mean, its a pretty final decision…”

— Freezing sperm is a good idea… that way you are more likely to have “cool” kids! LOL —KartRacer31

Freeze them to get a cool son and what do you do to get a hot daughter? :P

Good question! 8)

… that a hot daughter is every father’s nightmare.

So microwave your stored sperm. Problem solved.

LOL - yes that will terminate that problem :slight_smile:

I’m Canadian, frozen is the only kind we have! Haven’t you ever noticed how we kind of rattle when we walk?

I had a vasectomy after my two daughters were born a couple of years apart. I separated from my wife a couple of years later. Fast forward a decade or so and wife number three’s biological clock starts ticking very loudly. So I get a reversal (expensive and painful). Couple of years after that, we embark upon IVF. VERRRRY expensive and, sadly, fruitless. But…… The year after that, we strike lucky with daughter number three (for me) and then 18 months later, my son arrives. I’m calling it a day at four kids. I’m 50 and tired. But I have lovely bairns, the oldest celebrating her 20th birthday in Philly today (she is studying over in the States), then 17,3 and the wee fella is 21 months. Hard work, but they’re all such blessings. Don’t rush into a vasectomy because it is a life altering operation which deserves a bit of thought.