Ya, that’s too funny too. Well, for me anyway. I blame The Price is Right. Since I believe the greatest proof of God is found in the immutable law of irony, I bet you still win if this goes random number. Now that would be seriously funny!
I’m going to guess she already found it, sighed deeply, wondered again why she married you, and then made a mental note to bring it up as some wholly inappropriate time months from now when everyone’s forgotten about it.