Nichia 219 Motion Sensitive Piss Light

Great idea!

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thanks for the write up. i won’t be adding it to my bathroom, but i’m sure i’ll find a use elsewhere…

Tsk, tsk, tsk… and you call yourself a man… we all know you’re gonna build one :wink:

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a lazy man, with an affinity for mason jars :stuck_out_tongue:

Now all you need is a switchable coil and a condenser, for unwanted guests….

I’m no electrician, so I use this $5 plastic red LED map light. I can get up and go to the can without waking myself up.

No offense but the build-quality of your unit looks kinda iffy. Hope it’s not piss-poor.

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It is, but it gets the job done. I was out of bailing wire and bubble gum, so I put it together with tape. I might get ambitious and use some hot glue on it. Yeah, like that’s gonna happen.

Oh, and resist the urge to test it by downing a case of beer just before bed time. A six pack will do nicely… :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Neat idea , though .

What if you made a sealed unit which came on when the seat is lifted ?

I'm thinking a reverse momentary switch and a hooded reflector that attaches to the back rim of the seat ...

Uhhh, this is a man thing… the seat is ALWAYS lifted. Think of all the man hours wasted lifting and putting down the seat.

Oh, and womankind, please note, it is the current users’ responsibility to configure the equipment for their needs. It is NOT the responsibility of the previous user to configure it for some future user.

See item four in the first post… no more late night groggy handed “kerplunk” accidents here. Plus, mine provides totally automatic hands free operation.

And it will totally solve the problem of global warming. No need to turn on those energy sucking, green house gas emitting overhead lights. If everybody used this, we might just find ourselves in another ice age.

I like it. A few lumens strategically placed. Just be careful that high cri goodness doesn’t yellow with age.

Actually, it’s hard to imagine how well this thing works. Plus, whenever you walk by the bathroom it lights up a friendly beacon that says, “Come on in, relax, take a load off your feet, make yourself at home, enjoy”

I was playing with it some more. If you strategically position the led, you can align the reflection of the emitter on the water surface so that it provides a superb aiming target…

Great little gadget!

quickest way to cure a woman complaining about the seat left up?

proceed with seat down.