pretzy's 999th post giveaway!! Now Closed, draw pending!!!

I’m in…unless a lynx at the dump is too cute.

Did you hear about the chemist who built a bomb using sodium metal and chloride gas?

He was charged with assault. (a salt)

(edited to add Sioux Falls is located in the USA)

Fluffy enough for you?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,

It's been a thousand posts,
I hope your fingers aren't bruised.

:bigsmile:

Much love, from Perth.

Hey…who turned off the lights?


please give…!

But unto him ....

huperekperissou ...exceedingly abundantly

καὶ τὸ φῶς ἐν τῇ σκοτίᾳ φαίνει καὶ ἡ σκοτία αὐτὸ οὐ κατέλαβεν

Maybe you’re not into blonde jokes, but here’s a relevant one.

How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Just thought, maybe that explains the really creepy Wallbuys picture:

Ohio is the cold part of the USA…for now.

Thanks Pretzy!

A dog see its owners and thinks, “Wow, they feed me and give me attention and provide for my needs… They must be Gods!”

A cat sees its owners and thinks, “Wow, they feed me and give me attention and provide for my needs… I must be God!”