pretzy's 999th post giveaway!! Now Closed, draw pending!!!


please give…!

But unto him ....

huperekperissou ...exceedingly abundantly

καὶ τὸ φῶς ἐν τῇ σκοτίᾳ φαίνει καὶ ἡ σκοτία αὐτὸ οὐ κατέλαβεν

Maybe you’re not into blonde jokes, but here’s a relevant one.

How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Just thought, maybe that explains the really creepy Wallbuys picture:

Ohio is the cold part of the USA…for now.

Thanks Pretzy!

A dog see its owners and thinks, “Wow, they feed me and give me attention and provide for my needs… They must be Gods!”

A cat sees its owners and thinks, “Wow, they feed me and give me attention and provide for my needs… I must be God!”

I lack the proper brain power to enter this giveaway.
So I am not in… Or am I?

I’m in, but I already have one these, if this is is the giveaway.

@ BorisTheSpider
LOL
On Wednesday, I went for a walk, it was 50 degrees with flood warnings.
On Thursday, I went for a walk, it was 20 degrees with snow(and ice) on the ground and severe winter weather advisories. Lol

Thank You Pretzy. for another generous BLF contest...

I think I broke ALL the rules, hope that gets me in ________________

(2: Any Vogon posting items of poetry will be immediately disqualified)

My first attempt at Vogon Poetry ...

See, see the vogon sky
Marvel at its big red depths.
Tell me, pretzy do you
Wonder why the kittens ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel wired.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your LUMENS facial growth
That looks like
A science project.
What's more, it knows
Your B L F potting shed
Smells of EDC laser .
Everything under the big vogon sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm true blue ockerss.--

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/

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Comfortable ?


Any deductions for Rabbits ????

LOOK INTO MY EYES .......

Tonights temperature here in Chicago, IL. USA is 2 degrees F.

I guess they are right ............


You are fortunate there is no forum user named Eddy to object to your irrational condition :bigsmile:

Count me in, and my picture will be added later. ;)

PLEASE!