She who assists me has just taken herself off to bed.

This is A Bad Thing. As she'll now want out to carry out her wide range of elimnatory functions at 3am. And I am a very, very sound sleeper. I once managed to sleep through the police breaking into my house.

But she is very shiny now. Temps are less than 50F but the sun had got it's hat on and has come out to play.

And she's recovered from the bad haircut. And I have a lot less hair to vacuum up.

Her skin kinda looks like that of à seal now :d

Assistant sleeping = flashlight time

I've been bitten by a dog when I laughed at his haircut. Fortunately he was 18 years old and only had one tooth left. Which fell out.

But I got an extremely vicious suck on the shin. :)

The show clip for Westies looks utterly ridiculous - and that is speaking as someone who used to look after a show clipped toy poodle. Squishy was the most wonderful dog ever till the assistant arrived. Here is his amazing Dead Poodle impression.

He was around 18 when this pic was taken and had no teeth left - which is why his tongue used to hang out.

She looks much better now imo.