@rojos: "Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." - Barry Switzer
I use that one all the time when describing my boss.
@Jack: "I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit he is!!!
Halleluah!! Holy shit!! Where's the Tylenol??"
One of my all time favorites!
@Steve: "Why do it today when you can do it tomorrow."
A Leopard can't change his spots - My Grandmother - meaning people don't change on the inside, what you really are is what you really are, even when you try to hide it.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
That reminds me of something my grandpop once said to me as he paused on the steps one night... "I'm headin' up stairs now to f#ck your grandma". Still brings a tear to my eye.
In my neck of the woods we use that but with a twist… “Don’t let the door hit you where the good lord split you”
I will always remember my father yelling "shit or get off the pot!" when he'd be driving on the highway behind some jackass in the passing lane who was driving slow. Fond memory indeed! :bigsmile: