Favorite Quotes

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

- Benjamin Franklin

" I've never seen so many men wasted so badly . "

Blondie ( surveying Civil War carnage )

The Good , The Bad , And the Ugly

" If you don't learn something new every day , you're going backwards , because you sure as hell forget something every day ."

JacktheClipper

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It’s like deja-vu, all over again.

Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

“Reports of my clown related demise…have been greatly exaggerated”
Bort

"WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP AND GIVE EVERYONE A CHANCE TO LIKE YOU!"

(don't know who came up with that one...)

My Pop often said:

“If we had some ham, we could have some ham and eggs, if we had some eggs.”


the tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives -

Stuff I remember my father saying when I was growing up.

The way to be seen is to stand up.

The way to be heard is to speak up.

The way to be appreciated is to shut up.


This is a democratic dictatorship, everyone gets a vote but mine is the only one that counts.

Don't let the door slam you in the ass on the way out.

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.

-Tom Waits

Example

860 Lumens (for 3 minutes)

Nice!

That reminds me of something my grandpop once said to me as he paused on the steps one night... "I'm headin' up stairs now to f#ck your grandma". Still brings a tear to my eye.

In my neck of the woods we use that but with a twist… “Don’t let the door hit you where the good lord split you”

I will always remember my father yelling "shit or get off the pot!" when he'd be driving on the highway behind some jackass in the passing lane who was driving slow. Fond memory indeed! :bigsmile:

My grandfather had many wise snippets……none of which are appropriate for sharing publicly >.>

Happy wife happy life

Mother had em, Mother love em, Mother F**k em…. It has served me well thru the years…

Confucious say…Woman who put man in dog house, soon find him in cathouse.

He he he.

For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God; not as a result of works, so that no one may boast. ~ Ephesians 2:8-9 NASB

The only time I want it twice is just before I had it once. MY DAD!

There is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus. For the law of the Spirit of life in Christ Jesus has set me free from the law of sin and death.For God has done what the law, weakened by the flesh, could not do: sending his own Son in the likeness of sinful flesh and for sin, he condemned sin in the flesh, in order that the just requirement of the law might be fulfilled in us, who walk not according to the flesh but according to the Spirit.