"Moral"-brand compass [more of a "help me find"]


[Mods, if this belongs in one of the general forums please move and accept my apologies, this seemed the best place to ask.]

I had an idea last night for a gag-gift for my brother’s birthday. I’ve tried looking around the internet, but naturally, the pun brings up nonphysical items. I’m looking for an inexpensive compass (the kind that points north), that is branded “Moral”, or some other spelling permutation.

Thanks for the time.

Buy a compass and get it engraved with “Moral”.

Related stuff?

http://www.cafepress.com/+moral-compass+gifts