The Daily Riddle Thread

Haha, bingo!

What is round on both sides but high in the middle?

Ohio.

Boy, you’re on a roll, raccoon city!

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Second? hehe well which race special olympics?

You would be in second place!

1. What do you call a basement full of BLF addicts?

2. Why didn’t Moses take bees on the Ark? (My kids’ favorite!)

3. Assume a rooster is sitting on the peak of a barn roof and lays a brown egg. The barn is located in the southern hemisphere and the peak runs north to south and is 30 feet long. Prevailing winds are from the NW at 5 mph. Which direction does the egg roll and what is the probability thereof?

Gravity states the egg would roll downhill, of course. But the probability is nil.

Well now surely you're pulling my leg

Or perhaps you should lay off the keg

But all I can say

It will be a strange day

When a rooster can lay an egg

Roosters laying brown eggs… That’s city folk xd Those aint eggs

“1. What do you call a basement full of BLF addicts?”

ROFL…….Can you just imagine it. ’It’s alright lads I’ve got a light.’, ’No, I’ve got a light’,‘No, no, I’ve got a light’_…….etc…….etc………

Second’s later several million lumens and everyone went blind.

A buyer's cellar. :p

Moses didn't have an Ark. Noah did. ;)

Yes! (Love the rhyme by the way.)

Well, I was thinking of a whine cellar. :slight_smile: (All in fun of course.)

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Haha, I didn’t see this until now, that rooster one really got me!

What is next in this sequence: JFMAMJJASON_ ?

VOORHEES

(or D for December)