lets tell the "3 worded" story (for a good laugh)

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a bear skin

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bacon covered kilt.

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Onetime in band

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I felt a

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clarinet player up

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my left nostril

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“Back!”, I screamed

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or I will

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have to take

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a picture of

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myself with a

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pink rubber ducky!

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So she stopped

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blowing the clarinet

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and played drums

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at which point

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it was discovered

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that a secret

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door existed, lost

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to all memory