lets tell the "3 worded" story (for a good laugh)

“Back!”, I screamed

or I will

have to take

a picture of

myself with a

pink rubber ducky!

So she stopped

blowing the clarinet

and played drums

at which point

it was discovered

that a secret

door existed, lost

to all memory

and locked shut.

Suddenly her bacon

started smoking, and

as bacon does ,

smelt real good.

Meanwhile , in the