lets tell the "3 worded" story (for a good laugh)

[Boaz]

myself with a

[Legolas_Jr]

pink rubber ducky!

[DavidEF]

So she stopped

[steve-o]

blowing the clarinet

[Desmo]

and played drums

[DavidEF]

at which point

[jacktheclipper]

it was discovered

[Legolas_Jr]

that a secret

[MRsDNF]

door existed, lost

[jacktheclipper]

to all memory

[DavidEF]

and locked shut.

[Ricflair]

Suddenly her bacon

[devman]

started smoking, and

[jacktheclipper]

as bacon does ,

[MRsDNF]

smelt real good.

[jacktheclipper]

Meanwhile , in the

[Otanacious]

dark, dreary forest,

[mizjif]

My underpants began

[samiluo]

to wet again

[DBSAR]

then i reached