lets tell the "3 worded" story (for a good laugh)

[MRsDNF]

door existed, lost

[jacktheclipper]

to all memory

[DavidEF]

and locked shut.

[Ricflair]

Suddenly her bacon

[devman]

started smoking, and

[jacktheclipper]

as bacon does ,

[MRsDNF]

smelt real good.

[jacktheclipper]

Meanwhile , in the

[Otanacious]

dark, dreary forest,

[mizjif]

My underpants began

[samiluo]

to wet again

[DBSAR]

then i reached

[lionheart_2281]

for my TK75

[Otanacious]

, but I realized

[Fritz_t_Cat]

I had women

[MRsDNF]

nagging at me.

[DavidEF]

Luckily, my BLF

[MRsDNF]

, big larrikin father,

[Ricflair]

said, his anaconda

[raccoon]

don't want none