lets tell the "3 worded" story (for a good laugh)

dark, dreary forest,

My underpants began

to wet again

then i reached

for my TK75

, but I realized

I had women

nagging at me.

Luckily, my BLF

, big larrikin father,

said, his anaconda

don't want none

unless you got

buns hun. BudgetAndroidForum

, an interesting site ,

they have bacon,

and paisley tapestries

and lattès too

. The admin there

likes to eat