lets tell the "3 worded" story (for a good laugh)

drinks a large

diet Coke. That

tastes like chicken

, bathing in sunlight

but is actually

a baited trap

Which caught their

bacon filled eyes.

Six Degrees of

wobble in the

middle of the

aftermath .

But thereafter

The monkeys began

to dance wildly

under the moonlight

. Suddenly Donkey Kong

began to throw

bacon butterball burgers

bewitched beforehand by

Samantha Stephens herself!