lets tell the "3 worded" story (for a good laugh)

a baited trap

Which caught their

bacon filled eyes.

Six Degrees of

wobble in the

middle of the

aftermath .

But thereafter

The monkeys began

to dance wildly

under the moonlight

. Suddenly Donkey Kong

began to throw

bacon butterball burgers

bewitched beforehand by

Samantha Stephens herself!

began to drip

large mournful tears

into frosty beers

:beer:

, the nectar made

her happy again,