lets tell the "3 worded" story (for a good laugh)

under the moonlight

. Suddenly Donkey Kong

began to throw

bacon butterball burgers

bewitched beforehand by

Samantha Stephens herself!

began to drip

large mournful tears

into frosty beers

:beer:

, the nectar made

her happy again,

and so she

swallowed an Ultrafire

battery , which soon

passed on through

her she highway.

She's lucky that

it wasn’t charged.

After charging it,

she threw it