lets tell the "3 worded" story (for a good laugh)

[Desmo]

began to drip

[jacktheclipper]

large mournful tears

[raccoon]

into frosty beers

:beer:

[MRsDNF]

, the nectar made

[Fritz_t_Cat]

her happy again,

[DavidEF]

and so she

[ryansoh3]

swallowed an Ultrafire

[jacktheclipper]

battery , which soon

[Desmo]

passed on through

[Streamer]

her she highway.

[raccoon]

She's lucky that

[lightme]

it wasn’t charged.

[raccoon]

After charging it,

[Otanacious]

she threw it

[raccoon]

into the microwave

[Otanacious]

with aluminum foil

[raccoon]

, a nuclear bomb

[Desmo]

fell quite silent

[raccoon]

. She told herself

[jacktheclipper]

it wasn't addiction