lets tell the "3 worded" story (for a good laugh)

Eating raw bacon

will make you

grow up big

and very fat

which is not

the same as

what peruvian tribes

consider as fat

Drinking cough syrup

without codeine will

be no fun

. The princess woke

with a smile

that hid the

evil within her

and brought forth

legions of fearsome

wrath and anger

on her minions

Which she'd filleted