lets tell the "3 worded" story (for a good laugh)

[MRsDNF]

. The princess woke

[Fritz_t_Cat]

with a smile

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that hid the

[Otanacious]

evil within her

[Desmo]

and brought forth

[Legolas_Jr]

legions of fearsome

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wrath and anger

[jacktheclipper]

on her minions

[Boaz]

Which she'd filleted

[Fritz_t_Cat]

with thermal epoxy

[Ricflair]

and tactical bacon.

[jacktheclipper]

Apple smoked bacon .

[MRsDNF]

The Nitecorn sauce

[jacktheclipper]

was liberally applied

[MRsDNF]

, charged to 5.23

[fishinfool]

it began to

[Desmo]

then boiled in

[Fritz_t_Cat]

agave sirup. She

[Otanacious]

is the baconator.

[raccoon]

Bacon bacon bacon