lets tell the "3 worded" story (for a good laugh)

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evil within her

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and brought forth

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legions of fearsome

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wrath and anger

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on her minions

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Which she'd filleted

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with thermal epoxy

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and tactical bacon.

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Apple smoked bacon .

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The Nitecorn sauce

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was liberally applied

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, charged to 5.23

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it began to

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then boiled in

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agave sirup. She

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is the baconator.

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Bacon bacon bacon

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, such lovely bacon

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. Bacon in the mornin'

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. Bacon for breakfast