A survey of flasholic's age

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Old enough too know better, too young too resist :stuck_out_tongue:

Cheers David

Im this many

You missed out 25.

Simple wording mistake. Just click the first one if you are 25.

Or even chronological? :wink:

Some of you guys could be my granddads 0:)

I voted..now I need a nap. :tired:

So tempted to suggest there is someone you could ask if we are… :smiley:

Hey hey no I meant that some of you guys are old enough to be of my grand dad’s age :stuck_out_tongue: But I do get your joke heehee :wink:

There is nothing left anymore to learn the hard way.

Things that you buy now won’t wear out.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge.

Your investment in health insurance is finally paying off.

You can quit trying to hold in your stomach no matter who walks into the room.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them anyway.

You can sing along with elevator music.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guy on the television.

Your eyes won’t get too much worse.

Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

People call you at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you ”

You can get into a heated argument about flashlights.

You forgot, um, something. I’m sure of it. Where are my glasses, dammit.

I knew this failing memory would come in handy sooner or later. It makes denial so much easier.

I’m too old to know everything so I just have to get by on what I’ve learnt over my 61 years……. :wink:

I was born too late to explore the earth and too early to explore space.

But right on time to witness and experience the evolution of flashlights!!

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much .

People do not decline mentally with age. It just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe . Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full up, so too do humans take
longer to access information, it has been suggested .

Researchers say this slowing down it is not the same as cognitive decline .

The human brain works slower in old age, said Dr. Michael Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information. Over time, the brains of older people do not get weak. On the contrary, they simply know more .

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature’s way of making older people do more exercise .

SO THERE!!

-Chuck