$499 Tesla car

Does it comes with auto-pilot?
www.youtube.com/embed/egBqSoDX4K8

Just look at what they’re paying for two wheel ‘hoverboards’ that don’t hover. At least this isn’t pretending to be something it isn’t. They’d be better off buying the kid a new bicycle every year and the kid would benefit from the exercise but at least they’re not feeding a deceptive fad.

How much for ludicrous mode?

:open_mouth: :person_facepalming: :smiley: :smiley: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Any chance for a group buy ? :blush: :wink:

Yep, I’d buy that for my kid. It’s only $60 equivalent more than the BMW i8.

Is that the Free Market moron price or what’s left after the surviving taxpayers get fleeced to cover the “progressive” subsidies?

Your comment was well received by at least one person, i’ll have you know

:slight_smile:

Oh, I’m sure there will be a “rolling coal” version for those who want to make their kids billboards for the other side of the political teeter-totter.
Complete with child-size respirator.

The real shame on all of us is, no one seems willing to consider the best power source, the stinking kid with his/her flaccid butt spreading across the seat!

I’m reminded of the words of a favorite old song:

“Try & get a rise out of an
Atrophied muscle but
The nerves in your thigh just
Quiver and fizzle so
You know that you’re over the hill
When your mind makes a promise
That your body can’t fill.”