Does it comes with auto-pilot?
www.youtube.com/embed/egBqSoDX4K8
Just look at what theyāre paying for two wheel āhoverboardsā that donāt hover. At least this isnāt pretending to be something it isnāt. Theyād be better off buying the kid a new bicycle every year and the kid would benefit from the exercise but at least theyāre not feeding a deceptive fad.
How much for ludicrous mode?
:person_facepalming: 
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
Any chance for a group buy ? 
Yep, Iād buy that for my kid. Itās only $60 equivalent more than the BMW i8.
Is that the Free Market moron price or whatās left after the surviving taxpayers get fleeced to cover the āprogressiveā subsidies?
Your comment was well received by at least one person, iāll have you know
Oh, Iām sure there will be a ārolling coalā version for those who want to make their kids billboards for the other side of the political teeter-totter.
Complete with child-size respirator.
The real shame on all of us is, no one seems willing to consider the best power source, the stinking kid with his/her flaccid butt spreading across the seat!
Iām reminded of the words of a favorite old song:
āTry & get a rise out of an
Atrophied muscle but
The nerves in your thigh just
Quiver and fizzle so
You know that youāre over the hill
When your mind makes a promise
That your body canāt fill.ā