No emoticon set is complete without a facepalm.
I wondered why his fist was getting bigger… then it hit me. :person_facepalming:
I was afraid as I jumped over the bottomless pit… but then I got over it. :person_facepalming:
Have I told you about the broken sword? Nevermind, it’s pointless. :person_facepalming:
Exit signs are all the rage in the new buildings these days, but I think they’re on the way out. :person_facepalming:
Using a shovel as a weapon? What a groundbreaking idea! :person_facepalming:
Why did they leave the catapult unattended? Its operator was out to launch! :person_facepalming:
Why didn’t the ghost go to the dance? He didn’t have any body to go with! :person_facepalming:
I applied for a job at the juice bar… I said, “put me to good juice!” :person_facepalming:
Why did the king go to the dentist? He needed a new crown! :person_facepalming:
I hurt my hand preparing cheese for some pasta, but that’s okay. I have grater problems to worry about. :person_facepalming:
Why was it called the Dark Ages? Because there was no shortage of knights! :person_facepalming:
I tried to tell the gunslingers about traditional melee weapons, but they would hear nothing of the sword. :person_facepalming:
Why didn’t the skeleton share the bad news? He didn’t have the heart. :person_facepalming:
Did you hear about the scarecrow which won a prize? It was totally outstanding in its field. :person_facepalming:
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. :person_facepalming:
Thanks for putting up with my bad humor. I’d ask for a tip, but a well-told pun is its own re-word. :person_facepalming: