a real letter i got in email.... not a joke

Official Notice

To whom it may concern:

I am Lisa Wu, the Oversea Sales Manger of General Electronics Battery Co., Ltd. Ms.Alice Chen was a Saleswoman of our company, I was her supervisor. I am sending you this Official Notice on behalf of General Electronics Battery Co., Ltd. Last month Ms.Alice Chen got fired by our company because she committed a series of business frauds and misconducts, such as asking customers for transferring money to her personal account, demanding commissions and shipping under quality products to customers.

Our company’s attorney, Mr. Si, is conducting an investigation along with local Police Department against Ms.Alice Chen for above mentioned misconducts and business frauds.

By the way, Ms.Alice Chen signed a Confidential and Non-Disclosure Agreement with our company. All of our customer’s information is confidential and our company’s properties. She has no right to disclose and use these confidential information for other company.

If she contacts with you from other company, for example, Shenzhen Resky Electronics Co.,LTD in Shenzhen, she is committing again a misconduct by violating this agreement. You will be in high risk to be involved into a business fraud or other legal issues.

I highly recommend you to disregard all of her emails. General Electronics Battery Co., Ltd. will do its best to protect your interest and serve you with the best products and best service.

Please contact me if you have any more questions. Thanks for your corporation and for your business.

Should any questions, please feel free to contact me. I would like to help you.
Looking forward to hearing from you soon.
Wish you all the best,

Lisa

Manager of overseas sales department

General Electronics Battery Co., Ltd.
Address: Fl. 6, Bld. 2, Chaohuilou Hi-tech Industry Park, Dalang, Longhua, Baoan District, Shenzhen 518109, P.R. China
Tel: 86-755-81762726/27/25 ext.629,
Mobile: 86-13428917743
Fax: 86-755-81762723
E-mail: lisa@gebattery.com.cn lisa@gebattery.co
Gmail: gebattery.lisawu@gmail.com
Website: www.gebattery.com.cn www.gebattery.co
MSN: gebattery.lisawu@hotmail.com
Skype: gebatterylisa

We can not speak S_ccess without U. Thanks for your support in advance!

What a mess :(!!

and apparently has been going on for awhile (first post above was from 3/31/2013)

What can I say?

LOL! An interesting letter none the less. Kind of ironic though to see a Chinese company concerned about intellectual property fraud.

Sounds like paisley, in a dramatic shade of lolwut.

I get a bunch of these types of emails in my SPAM box all the time. It’s scary how some can be believable while some are pretty obvious.

When the new iphone 5 leaks were coming out a chinese phone manufacturer made a knock off based on the leaked phones and right before the iphone 5 launched they claimed if Apple released the phone they’d sue them for copying their knock off :bigsmile:

LOL I dont get this……Sounds like a scam, but to what avail?

Is there truly two individuals involved here, or is it someone trying some scheme? Dialect sure is funny though, you can tell what nationality wrote it.

I think it means what it says in the letters but means that the slandered woman is now trying to pull ex-clients to her new job for commission. Stupid to say the least S)