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Funny product descriptions :D

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Please do not put it directly to people's eyes for the powerful light is harmful and it will make you blind, especially for the kid)

- Special needs (For patrolling, hunting and arresting, inspecting, securing, Martin Rescue as well as Light Shooting and so on)

What in the world is martin rescue??? :bigsmile:

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Yeah, the Chinese translations stuff is sometimes very entertaining. I spent an hour on DX one day just reading the descriptions and reviews of some of their "Intimate Gadget" category stuff.  What a hoot!

Rats, finally sold my 2010 509hp Mustang...now I can buy more lights!

Sold the red one too! Now guess what I drive, doing my penance for 500 hp commuters...

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I need to optimize my life. Guess I better get one then.

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I think it's more than lazy product descriptions on websites...  check out the box

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sb56637 wrote:

What in the world is martin rescue??? :bigsmile:

From what I remember, martins are a type of weasel.  So obviously the lights are for rescuing weasels, perhaps trapped in the walls of buildings.  Or are meant for teams of professional rescuers that use trained weasels to find people.

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jekostas wrote:

sb56637 wrote:

What in the world is martin rescue??? :bigsmile:

From what I remember, martins are a type of weasel.  So obviously the lights are for rescuing weasels, perhaps trapped in the walls of buildings.  Or are meant for teams of professional rescuers that use trained weasels to find people.

Haaaa!

Wink I feel better now, I also thought of the weasel-type creature.

Come to think of it, I think they're trying to say "maritime rescue". But your guess is as good as mine.

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I thought of Pine Martins I have a bit of a thing for Mustelids. I used to have a ferret/polecat cross that I walked around the local park every day on a lead, which led to me being known as "The ferret man" which I was never terribly fond off...but I've been called worse things Silly