Thanks Chloe and Banggood! Count me in and Happy Easter!
This probably isn’t exactly what you’re going for, but I always thought these statues on Easter Island were fun, especially when I found out they had bodies buried underground
Three Unitarians just died and are at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter tells them that they can enter heaven if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first Unitarian, "WHAT IS EASTER?"
The first Unitarian replies, "Oh, that's easy, it's the holiday in November when everybody gets together, eats turkey, and is thankful..."
"WRONG," replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second Unitarian the same question, "WHAT IS EASTER?"
The second Unitarian replies, "No, Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Santa Claus."
St. Peter looks at the second Unitarian, shakes his head in disgust, goes to the third Unitarian and asks, "WHAT IS EASTER?"
The third Unitarian smiles and looks St. Pete in the eye.
"I know what Easter is. Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and the disciples were eating at the Last Supper, and He was later betrayed and turned over to the Romans by Judas, one of the disciples. The Romans took Him to Pontius Pilate, made Him wear a crown of thorns, and He was hung on a cross. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder. Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out, and if He sees his shadow there will be six more weeks of winter."
