"Ultimate fire" light must see

OK umm something might have been lost in the translation or maybe it's a direct drive XML and not a light at all.

lol....rrrrrrrrrrrrrr ...thats a rippa !

There used to be a thread where we invented whack brand names where this was brought up. I think something was lost in the translation there because obviously someone in china didn't figure it was a joke thread.

Actually there are a whole trot of lights from uranus.

I wonder if there'll be anymore coming out?

VFMaddict please do tell how long have you known about uranusfire and how long were you planning on keeping uranusfire a secret ?

I want one!

I hope they come lubed... :D

FandyFire, NadzOnFire, UranusFire, hmm... can I interest you in a UrethraFire, FireCrotch, or AreolaFire? Have I gone too far, or not far enough? Someone needs to contact Drew Barrymore; she'll know what to do! :bigsmile:

While were one the topic or names, this was one a while ago, but close.

Also a chinese light, but at least it had a programmable driver from the start

It's a special mixture of lubes.

Let's hope the O-ring hasn't been tampered with .

There seems to be a market for these:

Detailed Product Description


Uranus Fire WF-602C 1 LED Portable Flashlight Mini Flashlight

Easily cope with the wild harsh environment 2) The flashlight is made of high quality material 3) High-strength, low weight, not afraid of pressure and durable 4) This flashlight is climbing, camping, hiking and other sports field preferred tool 5) Usually at home can also be used for reading, repair, prevent power failures 6) Size: 15.3x4.5x4.5 cm

I'm not sure why but I find this funny.

Damn 3 AAA's I ass ume.

I am not sure how effective the crenellated strike bezel would be.

Omg. You guys are hilarious! :smiley:

This brand provides me endless laughs

OMG, that’s too much. Oh, that didn’t sound right, did it?

Dale, rebrand that L2T in your sig and your all set :open_mouth: