Today I got a Uniquefire HS-802 from DX. It claims an R2, but instead they sent me one with a sick glow worm in it instead of an XR-E R2. Well DX and I and throwers are a poor combination. See my review of the Piritlight SG-L8 to see what I mean. So time to find out what is going on in there.
Remove tailcap. Check
Remove battery. Check
Unscrew head. Now part of the reason i bought this thing is that it's an easy one to mod. Oops! They've glued the @£$%£$%^&$% head on. Apply two large adjustable spanners. Scar body. Apply two even larger adjustable spanners once you've taped up the body to protect it.
When that doesn't work put light in vice on benchtop. Not a very good vice at all - now budget to get a better one that doesn't break when great force is applied. Swear some more.
OK
Remove bezel. Check
Remove glass lens and O ring. Check
Prepare for some therapeutic swearing when the reflector gets damaged trying to pry it out.
Reflector comes out nice as ninepence.
Put reflector where it won't get crud on it or knocked on the floor or stamped on in rage.
Shake gently. It rattles. We have a contact issue.
Apply a wide range of probing, poking and shifting tools in an attempt to shift the pill out - it is clearly loose.
2 hour later extract pill.
Coffee (and swearing) break
Neighbour rings bell to tell me about seagull's nest on the junction of our roofs. Carefully refrain from beating her to death (I love her really, but this flashlight is starting to annoy me) and inform her that seagulls are a protected species and there is 0, nada, zero, zilch we can do about it, even as their crap eats our flat roofed bits.
One disgruntled neighbour trots off.
Think longing thoughts about 50 kilo sledgehammers - then remember I used to be a chemist. Wonder if that nasty stuff they've stuck the body to the head with is susceptible to hydrolysis. Now what's good at hydrolysing organics. Ah sodium hydroxide. Just the job!
Pity aluminium dissolves in sodium hydroxide, maybe that isn't such a good idea.
Now that the light is gutted - and the pill checked. It is going to need a bit of tidying up of the soldering, one of the reasons it was such a pig to shift was that there was solder on the threads. Not wanting to have to fight it all the way back in, time to get busy with a small file and clean it up a bit.
Meanwhile, back to hydrolysis of glue. Most glues die rapidly in contact with strong alkalis, but so does aluminium so let's try boiling it first. If that doesn't work it's time to wave a gas torch at it. Hopefully it'll not come to that.
More scarring on the body. Thus far it is Glue 2 Don 0
Next thought, most glues (all that I can think of) are organic. Few organic molecules survive long at 250 centigrade (500F). Time for baked (and scarred) flashlight.
It would probably have been easier to have moaned at DX instead but I'm British and we don't do that