A flashlight named in honor of a Texas Chili cookoff

Yeah, you know what I mean if you have ever overdosed on Jalapenos and hot Tabasco sauce.

Hahahaha!!!! Thats great!! Whats next FartFire FF-1200??

That is ridiculous. If they have a cheaper light, it would almost tempt me to buy one just as a conversation piece.

The flashlight of choice for gastroentrologists everywhere!

There's also a T missing in the model name between the W and the F.

There are several versions of the Uranusfire lights

LOL, why is it I think a doctor would probably use that 2nd-to-last one to check on, of all things, your anus.

"Hwawys CornholeFire"

they're just trying to boost fandyfire's popularity..

"hey Joe check out this fandyfire I got today"

"well at least it isn't a Uranusfire"

Laughing

Maybe they meant FandyFire to be FannyFire to go along with your UranusFire.

HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA

The language gap is just hilarious. What's next? VaginaFire?

You might be able to find that one in the adult toys section at DX. Before you know it, the wife or girlfriend will actually be getting to the mailbox ahead of you checking for padded Manila envelopes…