ok, there is a special sort of really stupid jockes. i dont know if there is similar in other coutries. But there is one, well known among russian-speaking.
the bear walked through the forest and saw a burning car. climbed into it and burned.
this one is so popular, there are bunch of memes about it. i`ve just even fount t-shirt based on it.
So, the 2 Irishmen, Paddy and Shamus, are walking home from the pub. Paddy stops and says,“Shamus, I’ve got to have a piss.” Shamus says “what the hell Paddy,it looks like ye got a steerin wheel wrapped around yer pecker there! Paddy says “ I know! It’s drivin me nuts!”
My mom has been around computers her entire life, yet she has no idea how big a KB/MB/GB/TB is.
To her credit, she’s 77 and she actually knows computers pretty well for her age.
My mother is the same way. Gets around OK, occasionally needs help for a mistake, but yeah… she is a bit clueless about storage size. Both her and my sister mix up RAM with long term storage. Took me a long time to explain hard disk vs. SSD.
ok, there is a special sort of really stupid jockes. i dont know if there is similar in other coutries. But there is one, well known among russian-speaking.
the bear walked through the forest and saw a burning car. climbed into it and burned.
this one is so popular, there are bunch of memes about it. i`ve just even fount t-shirt based on it.
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
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1 GB.
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You are a flashaholic if you are forced to come out of the closet, to make room for more flashlights.
With a resolution to match!
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Takes me at least 14 cups to do that.
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The cops at my door asked me where I was between 5 and 6 .
They took me downtown for more questioning
when I told them kindergarten
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Burning bears is unbearable humor. Smoky would
Not be amused.
So, the 2 Irishmen, Paddy and Shamus, are walking home from the pub. Paddy stops and says,“Shamus, I’ve got to have a piss.” Shamus says “what the hell Paddy,it looks like ye got a steerin wheel wrapped around yer pecker there! Paddy says “ I know! It’s drivin me nuts!”
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Wheel funny.
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“My girlfriend can’t dance to well but chicken strip!”
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A bit like the one before. It’s an oldie from a magazine.
Spaceship lands in a park. Next to a pond with swans.
An alien steps out and says to the biggest swan: “take me to your Leda”.
You are a flashaholic if you are forced to come out of the closet, to make room for more flashlights.
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Did you hear about the Polish Coyote ?
He gnawed 3 of his legs off , and was still stuck in the trap !
Are you sure it wasn’t a blonde female coyote?
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Your toon reminds me of the early days of my selling and trying to teach non-tech folks about personal computers.
At some point you it’s:
“OK I’m falling back to the hand puppets”
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A blonde goes to the doctor
The doctor asks , what are you here for ?
She says – I keep finding postage stamps from Ecuador in my underwear
The doctor is quite puzzled but says , OK let me examine you .
After the examination the doctor brings her in the office for consultation
He says , they are not postage stamps . they are stickers from bananas !
My mom has been around computers her entire life, yet she has no idea how big a KB/MB/GB/TB is.
To her credit, she's 77 and she actually knows computers pretty well for her age.
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…to save the coronavirus.
I’m disappointed to see such stereotype based jokes here on BLF.
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yeah i didnt get that joke either
and my daughter is half polish, so it kind of butt hurt me
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