Flashlight? Sex toy for man?!

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Flashlight? Sex toy for man?!

Was somebody confused the word “Flashlight” with “Fl*shlight”? Facepalm

Flashlight sex toy for man 1000 Lumen XML L2 torch light for hunting camping


Anything of it looks like a sex toy? Big Smile

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Hahaha haha
Nice cooling fins on that light!

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Is this light right up your ally ?
Order now and receive an extension tube for free !

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This is actually a pretty good looking light. May try to track one down.

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https://m.alibaba.com/product/60336474666/birthday-giveaways-vagina-sex-...

This one’s even more confused

But listing says they do offer plain packaging so your neighbours won’t know you have a Swedish flashlight fetish Wink

“we can package the torch light of white box or gift box”

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Flashlight for where the sun don’t shine !

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Haha! Damn you autotranslate!

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Wut?

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Hahahaha

But still, dang what a looker that light in the OP is!

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The light in the OP is the “Nico Nature” brand, which is closely related to LuckySun. Link

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Don't enter a dark cave without it !

 

Should i stop?

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pilotdog68 wrote:
The light in the OP is the "Nico Nature" brand, which is closely related to LuckySun. Happy hunting.
Excellent for spelunking !

 

Okay i'm out...

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Can we just appreciate this picture for a moment…

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lol.  This thread is nuts.  As long as I'm facing it, I do like the chunky style of the light.

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The Miller wrote:
Hahaha haha Nice cooling fins on that light!

Yep, serious action could generate serious heat. Gotta dissipate it somehow! Lol

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I think Kaine sat upon one of these during the VP debate.
I think he really liked it too.

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Streamer wrote:
I think Kaine sat upon one of these during the VP debate. I think he really liked it too.

Lol

https://m.alibaba.com/product/60397056446/Torch-flashlight-sex-toy-for-m...

This maybe would slip in nicely…… to a shotgun ammo belt or somewhere Shocked for a easy carry back up light Big Smile

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pilotdog68 wrote:
The light in the OP is the “Nico Nature” brand, which is closely related to LuckySun. Link

Thanks PD!
Seems like too deep of a reflector
Ah too deep Wink
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I wonder if any of these flashlights will appear here or on the other flashlight forum, in the ‘What did your use your flashlight for today’ thread

Wink

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What we have here is a genuine lithium ion powered black and decker pecker wrecker. Lol

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Hopefully its waterproof or at least splash resistant lol Should probably hope its also stain resistant lol

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Jerommel wrote:
Is this light right up your ally ?
Order now and receive an extension tube for free !

I sure hope they have one that fits “3*26650” LOL
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Are you guys sure that’s not a fleshlight with fake flashlight specs?

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Subterrestrial wrote:
Jerommel wrote:
Is this light right up your ally ? Order now and receive an extension tube for free !
I sure hope they have one that fits “3*26650” LOL

Hope it comes pre lubricated Shocked

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I have nothing to say except that I was afraid to click on this when I was at work.

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dw911 wrote:
Subterrestrial wrote:
Jerommel wrote:
Is this light right up your ally ? Order now and receive an extension tube for free !
I sure hope they have one that fits “3*26650” LOL

Hope it comes pre lubricated Shocked


Option for 10440. You know…. just so nobody “feels bad”.

Threadneedle wrote:
Can we just appreciate this picture for a moment…

!https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1pGppMpXXXXbDXpXXq6xXFXXXW/226165056/HTB1p...!


TAKE THAT ARGENTINA!!!!

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Please stop overdriving your flashlights. Think about what you’re doing to the environment.

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anything can be a flashlight

opps

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Never tell anyone you’re taking your flashlight to bed.
Do always use protected cells.