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Happy Thanksgiving

Its an oldie but this advice on how to cook a turkey is always useful...........Wink

"You are making progress if each mistake you make is a new one."

Remember - Most great discoveries start with maki

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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone near and far.

I am already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

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Happy Thanksgiving to my southern neighbours!

Enjoy your turkey, beer and football while we slave away at work in the great white north...

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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
 
He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'

The boy replied, 'What turkey?' 
 
The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.' 

 The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'

The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.
 
If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'
 
The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his arse and let him go!'
 
 
May your stuffing be tasty
 May your turkey plump,
 May your potatoes and gravy
 Have never a lump.
 May your yams be delicious
 And your pies take the prize,
 And may your Thanksgiving dinner
 Stay off your thighs!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!