How do all these Chinese FIRE lights get their name.

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Chidwack
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How do all these Chinese FIRE lights get their name.

I was thinking about what someone posted about a new light called the UranusFire and maybe the Chinese running out of FIRE names.  

I thought we might be able to come up with a few more so they can keep these budget lights coming our way.  After all, we wouldn't want them to stop making/shipping because they ran out of names.  

Here's a few new ones.

FannyFire

URALLFired 

RectaFire

StartaFire

FeetTaDaFire  (This one has a new shape and a new way to hold it)

DickTaFire (ouch)

This should be a good start.  I'm sure you guys can come up with a few.  Good Luck.

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HouseFire

PyroFire

LL-CoolFire

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Forest Fire

 

Pontiac Sun Fire

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DYNA-Fire (Die in a fire)

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GreatBallsaFire

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Whatthefire  (abbreviated WTF)

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Suterfire is one that has stuck with me. 

It sounds like someone tried to pronounce 'surefire' in the most racially-insensitive manner possible. 

It is reminiscent of the Mitsu "Starion," allegedly derived from a mispronunciation of the word "stallion."

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EternalFire
EverFire and of course NeverFire (yin/yang)
LottaFire
LotsaFire
PistolFire
GunFire
OuttaFire
PutOutFire
BlastFire
HappyFire
AFire
BackFire
BonFire
CeaseFire
DrumFire
CrossFire
FoxFire
HangFire
HungFire
MisFire
ReFire
SpitFire
WildFire

And of course, based on a recent 'user' review from DD:

CampFire


 

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garrybunk wrote:

FlashlightFire

Well if you're gonna do that one, we also have to have BatteryFire

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Is that a -FIRE in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me ?

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Chicago X wrote:

Is that a -FIRE in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me ?

Hmmm...  PunFire

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CeaseFire.  That's a good one.  LOL   Great name for some of these Chinese budget lights.

Won'tFire

NeverFire

Please?Fire

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I'm still suprised that there  is not an X-Fire yet.

BonFire

HellFire

Hadesfire

PlutoFire

Zeusfire

LightningFire

FlyFire

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Chidwack wrote:
Won'tFire

hahaaah Big Smile

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FartFire

Yes... FartFire in my pocket.Smile

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MightFire

PrayFire

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I'll say it one more time.  

The Donald Trump light : You'reFIRED

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LOL, yeah, the xxxxFire thing is crazy.

PantsOnFire

WangFire

CheapFire

HandsAfire

Rats, finally sold my 2010 509hp Mustang...now I can buy more lights!

Sold the red one too! Now guess what I drive, doing my penance for 500 hp commuters...

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Yeah back in the day we would spend our Friday evenings out and about chasing eveything that moved.  Butt now.....   Wait,  I think I'll go start a buttfire Smile see you in 20 minutes......

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FlickerFire

StrobeFire

SOS Fire

Short Fire

 

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The offshoot of Uranusfire, the Sphincterfire

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OT: So far this has been a quite funny thread but I have to admit now that after getting a call and hearing the package containing either 16340 or 18650 (I had both coming from HK) batteries has been self-inflammated in the local airport I'm not just laughing at the ...fire naming scheme.

 

More info to come if somebody here is interested...

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