Should have no problems opening the door at night now honey.
You may have to buy her a bigger purse now.
Hjeh, go for the Brenda Leigh Johnson look… 
The mother-in-law?
Does it float?
I mean, there are things that make you stoop, but are rather uplifting once you reach the water.
Doubles as a 30 second George Forman grill…
Great for tanning too, just click and spin (naked of course)…
Just mount it up top the M1 Abrams and take the kids for a ride- family fun!
“Just three easy payments of $9999” 