Wanna play baseball at night? Wanna finally be a Jedi? Perhaps you need to beat some dusty rugs at night? Yes it can be done. Plus it’s got the XHP 50.2 led!!
This or a Maglite? Asking for a friend. 
Might want to read the product page again cause it never said 100,000 lumens only something about “8000 Glare” but it does say 100,000 hour life span…. either way a pretty amusing find =D
Anyone watched the product video? No? Do it. It is very honest.
Now I just want to set sail and be a pirate……
While you’re at it, get yourself a GoPro, cause then it’ll let you film yourself while you Water Ski, Skate Board, Mountain Climb, etc… It’s great cause you dont need to know how to do any of those. Just buy the camera and you’re off! 
When I saw this blueish spot with lots of artifacts, the PWM flickering, the dim beam outside, I thought: Wow. That’s the most honest ad I saw in a long time about flashlights.
But yes, the soundtrack was stolen.
AVAST ME HEARTIES,
There’s pirate’n to be done!
Sept 19th int. Talk like a pirate day?
We should make it a thing on the BLF.
Do the fake pecs come with the flashlight too? It looks like the guy has one boob…
Maybe if it came with a warmer, high CRI emitter, they’d have a hit their hands…
I love since it is made of aluminum alloy you can respond to emergencies without worry.
LOL, I love seeing these advertisements for massive lumens out of one emitter, no name brand flashlights. My favorite one is the 90,000 lumen worlds brightest flashlight with one emitter. They claim its a XHP70 but we know its not lol. My Pinterest boards are plagued with them. What’s even funnier is when you watch there video you can clearly see in one of the shots that the girl holding so said flashlight, is the Imalent MS18 in her hands 
. Could you imagine holding a flashlight the size of the FT03 with 90,000 lumens and turning it on with just a single emitter? It would either pop in a nano second or blow up or it would have the worlds largest emitter that has not been created and melt in your hand. 
Great stuff. They do the same thing in the car audio world with outlandish claims of wattage coming out of tiny amplifiers and if you do not know your car audio manufacturers well, you wind up with 5000 watt amplifiers with 60 amp fuses that can only produce 810. Amps X volts = watts
Hank33, thanks for your post.
i needed a laugh this week.
Keep carrying that light in one hand, and the user will gain one pec.