Obviously this fellow was not a BLF member, right?? 
https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/02/us/washington-flashlights-car-trnd/index.html
Now he can tell his wife he really does need a brighter flashlight
He strobed a cop
He changed modes instead of changing gears
Wanted to test that value of a bike flasher
Shouldn't have used Ultra fire batteries in his dual Atomic Beams
CNN is fake news
Slow news day.
(X) f. All alternatives are correct