...and this is your AliExpress on drugs.

Off-topic Chatter
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Got this email from AliExpress today, and… well… you try to figure it out.

Stay caffeinated! Start the beautiful day with AliExpress. Its intention is to create an uplifting emotional experience that leaves the audience feeling inspired. The goal of a motivational speech is to motivate an audience to take a specific action, usually in regard to personal or professional growth. I/we regret to inform/tell you that PHRASE used when you are giving someone bad news my (humble/deepest/sincere etc.) apologies PHRASE used for saying that you are sorry for something pardon INTERJECTION used for saying “sorry” when you interrupt someone speaking I beg your pardon PHRASE SPOKEN FORMAL used for saying you are sorry because you have made a slight mistake, for example because you have stood on someone’s foot. “Sorry” is a less formal way of saying this excuse me PHRASE used for showing you are sorry for interrupting someone forgive me (for doing something)/forgive my doing something PHRASE used when you want to say or do something that may offend the person you are talking to I’m afraid PHRASE used for politely telling someone something that might make them sad, disappointed, or angry, for example when you cannot do what they want or do not agree with them if only PHRASE used for saying that you would like a situation to be different unfortunately ADVERB used for saying that something is sad or disappointing

Shaka, when the walls fell.

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When Jack Ma disappeared for two months, the chinese government were actually implanting a chip in his brain. AliExpress is now run by a cyborg.

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It’s better than, AliExpress, it’ll get there when it gets there you damn American. :smiley:

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I actually wouldn’t be a bit surprised PHRASE if AliExpress actually ADVERB did that to ol’ Jack. Damn them INTERJECTION for their skullduggery.

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Fascinating.

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Gilgamesh and Enkidu at Uruk…

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Someone over there must be sampling the fentanyl shipments before they go out?

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That’s why they push like Hell to get people to use the app.

And it ain’t just your buds who are seeing in realtime at what you and others are looking at.

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I dunno, but the old hippie in me wants to try about a half hit of whatever that person was on.

Another thought; maybe AE's fledgling AI is trying to learn written etiquette and that new guy in Tech Support forgot to air-gap it before he went home.

slmjim

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It appears to be some workbook page for non-english speakers to complete and be graded on. Like a customer service job application test.

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Here’s a PHRASE: Keep try charge me FAKE taxes, me no buy from AE :neutral_face:

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Darmok and Jalad never got to Tanagra :frowning: