South Park is gonna be all over this.
Will we need a mask? 
Why would we want to do that? To smell our farts, maybe? 
Not sure. We might begin farting through our mouth. Some people already seem to have made that adjustment.
I feel a new kind of gas mask coming on….
AZJ…. That may not be what you’re feeling!
You know that its not a good idea to hold your farts in, this is where crappy ideas come from.
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Now you know why this country has gone to crap, because the House and Senate are closed together all day and hold their farts in.
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Idiocracy in action. 
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just like that old joke:
research causes death in rats.
OK, pigs and rodents. How about politicians? Or are they a sub-species of the aforementioned?
Many people already talk out of their butts. If the process is inverted to becomes genuine intellectual diarrhea...
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