I found some interesting new lights

Off-topic Chatter
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I found some really good looking lights online today ..

and

I was wondering if I could borrow some money from you ?

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Nope.

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Why don’t you show us?

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Satire, not Reality:

Im going to build some really fantastic lights. Better than any light made, ever. I know what the best light should look like.

Im starting a GoFundme, early adopters get a $100 discount. Sign up now to hold your place in line, with a $1000 supporter subscription, we will add you to our Email List, so we can spam you on a regular basis

We will ship your light when its ready. Please be patient, good things take time, and these are going to be done Right.

Endorsed by past Grifters Extraordinaire… Capitalist Entrepreneur Par Excellence…

dont get left behind… if you dont pay now, you might not have another chance. Help Make My Bank Account Great Again… HMMBAGA

your contribution includes a hand signed plastic credit card as proof of your idiocy in falling for my scam

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old saying:
Never call someone a Fool.
Borrow from them.

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Oh boaz

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I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a flashlight today!

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exactly

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Corollary -

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for flashlight money today… :slight_smile:

… I never said which Tuesday…

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How much are we talking?

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Sounds just like Kickstarter!
HMMBAGA,HMMBAGA,HMMBAGA

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I’m gonna PayPal him sum munny. I hate to see a BLFer denied his joy and passion. :cry:

This is an exceptional exception.

PS. Plus everytime I order Diffusion Film I’ll try and kick in a little extra, ya know like maybe a couple bucks or some thin’. Forget about repaying, man. Wattya think we are, tightwads?

Look, he gives us the Daily Joke Thread. Then provides Diffusion Film. Holding inventory ain’t cheep!

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What is this thread about? It’s not what it seems to be, or is it?

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I’ll help you out.
Send me ONE $50 bill (as sign of good faith) and I’ll send you TEN brandnew $15 bills.