Amazon Speak – Add Yours

Ever run across reviews or answers to questions that are, well, different?
Post some of the gems you have run across.

Here’s a few I’ve seen lately.

We love it bright , light. Easy dime a strength . We using it for a walks runs at night . Atftrr a numbers of different divides , straps , clips. I had find my favorite one .

The light is so dim I can’t see anything on dark. (Is dark one of the modes?)

My wife hates this light. I try to show her a fish I caught and she covers her eyes and yells about the plane coming at us. (Must be a flying Fish thinks I).

All the Best,
Jeff

Discounting for spelling errors and poor sentence structure, many of these reviews/answers to product questions are so over-the-top ridiculous, but also hilarious, I suspect many are now intentional.

If I come across any the next time I'm on Amazon, I post them here.

I don’t have an example off hand but I always get suspicious when a Chinese product gets a 5 star review in Chinglish.

wow.
i did not know there are actual books on this subject, sort of like People of Walmart.
you know, funny or weird or off-the-wall reviews and/or comments posted on Amazon.

the only review i remember
before a purchase i made
went something like this:

“don’t. don’t ever. don’t don’t don’t.”

the temptation was too much.

I was looking at the Leatherman Curl on Amazon, and considering its similarity to their Wave I was wondering if it too suffered from the pinch point between the blade and the file when the pliers are deployed. Since the back side does not have the serrated blade and saw, I asked the question,

“Does the back side of the handles no longer have the deadly pinch point that the blade and file create?”

The response I got was…

“Np. The blade can be released without opening up the leatherman Curl.”

A few More…
Please do not toward the light directly to people’s eyes

Is the bulb replaceable?
Yes,it has a 3.5mm charging port,put the battery in the flashlight,connect the flashlight to charge it .