More than 9 MILLION Lumens! This is it!

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More than 9 MILLION Lumens! This is it!
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I’m downright convinced that we need a whole sub-forum for ludicrous lumen claims.

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Down in the ad copy it says 1500Lm.
Even that is stretching it for a light this dinky.
300? maybe?
All the Best,
Jeff
And I like the idea of a outrageous claims thread.

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I like the Smiling Shark logo:

I’d rather use my flashlight around the house than turn on the lights.

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forget the light on here…i want to sell videos of it satisfying my apple 11

never fear shadows…it means a light shines nearby

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LOL* good deal for 999000000 lumens for only $3.99 ! Party

That Canadian flashlight guy & Lantern Guru -Den / DBSARlight

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This is not a good deal as it’s not high CRI.

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aginthelaw wrote:
forget the light on here…i want to sell videos of it satisfying my apple 11
Davie Beer Big Smile

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14000 watts

great

from one 18650

and for only $4

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The title got this stuck in my head.

May it be stuck in yours as well.

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Here’s my latest and greatest find. Lmfao!
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/3256803375972273.html?spm=a2g0n.productlis...

Good for 90,000 meters!

If you didn't bring a light, feel free to stumble around in the dark.

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You cant go wrong with a smiling shark lol.

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Guys, this is already obsolete, I found one that is 12M lumens for even less money.

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Actually that is just the model number 99900000LM. They have a lot of different models.

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True Luciphile wrote:
Here’s my latest and greatest find. Lmfao!
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/3256803375972273.html?spm=a2g0n.productlis...

Good for 90,000 meters!

And all for under 3 smackers!

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zoulas wrote:
Guys, this is already obsolete, I found one that is 12M lumens for even less money.

…and runs offa 3×AAA.

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Let me know when they start running out of engineering prefixes. Or when we’re looking at claims inflation rates that rival the Hungarian Pengő … or more recently Zimbabwe.