How about this for a flashlight !!

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.51477

Gotta get me one of these lol

What modes does it have? Very loud-medium-quiet-pulsing- SOS siren? Can I modify it with a sub-woofer?

Yeah it has an output for a Sub but you'll need a 1000w amp to drive it and a trolly for the car battery to power it

Even by DX standards, that one is strange.

They seem to throw in every combination of functions they can think of to see what people will actually buy..

i kinda want it lol

I don't need no trolly ... I just got one of those nuclear cold fusion 18650 batteries.

I'm surprised they didn't throw in a laser. Well, knowing DX, it's probably a good idea to wait for the first review because there's a chance that they actually did and just neglected to mention it. :D

I actually think that it makes sense, because it's marketed as a bike light, even comes with the mount.

Probably could use a more powerfull led though.

That's a strange combination but even stranger is there are actually people out there thinking this is an awesome combo and will buy one. Laughing