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https://www.tmart.com/35000LM-7-LED-XM-L-T6-4-Modes-Adjustable-Headlamp-Travel-Head-Torch_p375967.html?promotion=Fathers-0518

These ChiLumens are getting out of hand…jeez!

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“Oh my God! They were right! 35000lm is right! Aaaaauuugh!!”

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Don‘t you want it? })

Imagine, Kane had only used one of these fancy 35,000lm headlamps, this nasty facehugger would have run away instantaneously. :-D

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these listings are pure comedy.

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Does the headlamp include the 18650 plutonium polymer or do it have to be purchased separately? :smiley:

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Nope just a Mr Fusion Home Energy Reactor.

Doc Brown had one.

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Does someone have a coupon code for the new Mr Fusion Home Energy Reactor? Im looking to upgrade and need something more portable. Thanks in advance.

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1.21 Giggawatt.

You must use at 10.04pm Saturday Night.

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If it doesn't zoom then it's probably a fake

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I thought he made sody-pop.

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Pfft.

3 friggin’ times I tried ordering one from BG. Weeks went by, “out of stock”, wasn’t shipped, then without word they just refunded me. And they still show in-stock and available on their website.

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I mean, 35 000 lumens means it consumes about 350W.

Did they manage to fit a Noctua CPU cooler inside of the head?

Or use vapor chamber cooling with a phase change material?

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Maybe it runs on the same crystal as a light saber; did anyone think of that?

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so where is the dewar of ln2?