35,000LM headlight yeah right!

WarHawk-AVG · 2019-05-19T00:09:42.000Z

https://www.tmart.com/35000LM-7-LED-XM-L-T6-4-Modes-Adjustable-Headlamp-Travel-Head-Torch_p375967.html?promotion=Fathers-0518

These ChiLumens are getting out of hand…jeez!

Lightbringer · 2019-05-19T04:38:10.000Z

“Oh my God! They were right! 35000lm is right! Aaaaauuugh!!”

Lux-Perpetua · 2019-05-19T04:59:14.000Z

Don‘t you want it? })

Imagine, Kane had only used one of these fancy 35,000lm headlamps, this nasty facehugger would have run away instantaneously. :-D

Tally-ho · 2019-05-19T20:47:21.000Z

M3CSL · 2019-05-19T20:57:36.000Z

these listings are pure comedy.

firedome · 2019-05-19T21:14:48.000Z

Does the headlamp include the 18650 plutonium polymer or do it have to be purchased separately?

fluke · 2019-05-19T21:45:55.000Z

firedome:

Does the headlamp include the 18650 plutonium polymer or do it have to be purchased separately?

Nope just a Mr Fusion Home Energy Reactor.

Doc Brown had one.

LarryLumens · 2019-05-19T22:52:07.000Z

Does someone have a coupon code for the new Mr Fusion Home Energy Reactor? Im looking to upgrade and need something more portable. Thanks in advance.

fluke · 2019-05-19T23:28:23.000Z

LarryLumens:

Does someone have a coupon code for the new Mr Fusion Home Energy Reactor? Im looking to upgrade and need something more portable. Thanks in advance.

1.21 Giggawatt.

You must use at 10.04pm Saturday Night.

Boaz · 2019-05-19T23:31:09.000Z

If it doesn't zoom then it's probably a fake

Lightbringer · 2019-05-20T01:11:00.000Z

fluke:

Nope just a Mr Fusion Home Energy Reactor.

Doc Brown had one.

I thought he made sody-pop.

Lightbringer · 2019-05-20T01:13:45.000Z

LarryLumens:

Does someone have a coupon code for the new Mr Fusion Home Energy Reactor? Im looking to upgrade and need something more portable. Thanks in advance.

Pfft.

3 friggin’ times I tried ordering one from BG. Weeks went by, “out of stock”, wasn’t shipped, then without word they just refunded me. And they still show in-stock and available on their website.

BlueSwordM · 2019-05-20T01:20:19.000Z

I mean, 35 000 lumens means it consumes about 350W.

Did they manage to fit a Noctua CPU cooler inside of the head?

Or use vapor chamber cooling with a phase change material?

marsalla · 2019-05-20T02:06:17.000Z

Maybe it runs on the same crystal as a light saber; did anyone think of that?

bigtrav261 · 2019-05-20T03:25:11.000Z

snakebite · 2019-05-20T23:39:14.000Z

so where is the dewar of ln2?