Accepting all flashlight donations

2_DOGS · 2018-09-19T02:48:46.000Z

Anyone that has cash that they aren’t using right now - savings, CD’s, money mkt. etc or a supermodel you’re tired of please send them to me.
Much appreciation.

cabfrank · 2018-09-19T03:48:49.000Z

Me too, brother. I will split it with you. Any money not being used, I am accepting. I will pay the PayPal fees. Pm me for address. Super models too, but let me check with the wife…

lionheart_2281 · 2018-09-19T03:55:14.000Z

That’s a nice way to ask for free flashlights on a flashlight forum :person_facepalming:

Now…where’s the Ferrari forum….

jch10400 · 2018-09-19T04:05:44.000Z

Man Without Shadow:

I have a crisp new $1 bill…send me $5.99 so I can send it certified/insured…

It’s a never ending cycle. You would have to send me $5.99 so I can send you the $5.99 certified / insured, but I would have to send you another $5.99 so you can send the $5.99 to me certified / insured so I can send you the $5.99 certified / insured …

Man_Without_Shadow · 2018-09-19T04:19:22.000Z

sounds good! we will both be rich in short order…especially if you can recruit five friends…

Depot_Shredder · 2018-09-19T04:22:17.000Z

Man Without Shadow:

sounds good! we will both be rich in short order…especially if you can recruit five friends…

This is completely irrelevant, but I love your quote - it’s certainly true for me too…

klrman · 2018-09-19T04:45:03.000Z

Man Without Shadow:

I have a crisp new $1 bill…send me $5.99 so I can send it certified/insured…

In oz that would considered fair dinkum!

klrman · 2018-09-19T04:48:24.000Z

Cereal_killer:

klrman:

Accepting all cash donations. I'll pay for wire transfer up front

Its your lucky day then, you see I’ve just came into possession of a large sum of cash from the Saudi royal family, I want to transfer it to you but I need a good-faith payment from you first, just to make sure everything’s setup good and the real transfer will be able to go threw. Please send the sum of $4998 as soon as possible. Note I also accept apple iTunes gift cards but you’ll need to double the face value amount since it’s not cash. Once your payment comes threw I should have the 636293737292 bucks transfered to you almost immediately! BTW you do like ruby’s and emeralds don’t you?

I hope you can wait just a little until I spend all the funds that were graciously forwarded to me by my good friend the Nigeria Prince

Lightbringer · 2018-09-19T05:31:06.000Z

klrman:

I hope you can wait just a little until I spend all the funds that were graciously forwarded to me by my good friend the Nigeria Prince

Nigeria Prince?

Isn’t that the sister (brother?) tour-boat of Maid Of The Mist, over at Nigeria Falls?

raccoon · 2018-09-19T05:35:29.000Z

LichtAn · 2018-09-19T05:40:58.000Z

seery:

If anyone has an iPhone X [or Xs] they don’t need anymore, I could really use it.

Will gladly pay the shipping [as long as it’s 10 bucks or less].

This actually makes me want to donate an android phone to you. I still have hope for you… :innocent:

klrman · 2018-09-19T06:10:54.000Z

Lightbringer:

klrman:

I hope you can wait just a little until I spend all the funds that were graciously forwarded to me by my good friend the Nigeria Prince

Nigeria Prince? Isn’t that the sister (brother?) tour-boat of Maid Of The Mist, over at Nigeria Falls?

I don't know, only been to Niagra Falls once! I was referring to those spam emails with the fake Nigerian Prince that offers to give his multi million dollar fortune as long as you pay him a little to send it to you.

cabfrank · 2018-09-19T06:14:10.000Z

Seriously, how does one recover from this thread?

tatasal · 2018-09-19T06:18:46.000Z

cabfrank:

Seriously, how does one recover from this thread?

Once you have posted here, you are seriously doomed.

cabfrank · 2018-09-19T06:22:46.000Z

All kidding aside though, because it really was a good idea;

I am currently accepting unclaimed winning lottery tickets. You know, like if you have a winner you haven’t cashed in yet, and it is just laying around. I will send a self addressed stamped envelope, so postage is on me, and I will provide my own pen to sign my name on the back. Offers like this don’t come around every day.

X31 · 2018-09-19T06:30:31.000Z

1. Fill your profile so people know where you are from
2. Maybe give us a valid reason to give your free stuff (I’m poor, I’m depressive, my dog once ate my homework…)
3. Be specific, what are you looking for ? Budget lights like Oveready, HDS, Zebralight ?
4. Profit ?!

toddcshoe · 2018-09-19T06:49:18.000Z

cabfrank:

Seriously, how does one recover from this thread?

Still trying to figure out why this is actually a thread.

Enderman · 2018-09-19T06:50:59.000Z

toddcshoe:

cabfrank:

Seriously, how does one recover from this thread?

Still trying to figure out why this is actually a thread.

Because some people don’t understand that begging on forums for free stuff is disrespectful and not allowed.
Forum etiquette, super simple stuff.

bilakos10 · 2018-09-19T06:53:17.000Z

cabfrank:

Seriously, how does one recover from this thread?

New account it is.

toddcshoe · 2018-09-19T06:58:34.000Z

Enderman:

toddcshoe:

cabfrank:

Seriously, how does one recover from this thread?

Still trying to figure out why this is actually a thread.

Because some people don’t understand that begging on forums for free stuff is disrespectful and not allowed.
Forum etiquette, super simple stuff.

Gotcha, thought they changed the B in BLF for a second.