Accepting all flashlight donations

klrman · 2018-09-19T04:48:24.000Z

Cereal_killer:

klrman:

Accepting all cash donations. I'll pay for wire transfer up front

Its your lucky day then, you see I’ve just came into possession of a large sum of cash from the Saudi royal family, I want to transfer it to you but I need a good-faith payment from you first, just to make sure everything’s setup good and the real transfer will be able to go threw. Please send the sum of $4998 as soon as possible. Note I also accept apple iTunes gift cards but you’ll need to double the face value amount since it’s not cash. Once your payment comes threw I should have the 636293737292 bucks transfered to you almost immediately! BTW you do like ruby’s and emeralds don’t you?

I hope you can wait just a little until I spend all the funds that were graciously forwarded to me by my good friend the Nigeria Prince

Lightbringer · 2018-09-19T05:31:06.000Z

klrman:

I hope you can wait just a little until I spend all the funds that were graciously forwarded to me by my good friend the Nigeria Prince

Nigeria Prince?

Isn’t that the sister (brother?) tour-boat of Maid Of The Mist, over at Nigeria Falls?

raccoon · 2018-09-19T05:35:29.000Z

LichtAn · 2018-09-19T05:40:58.000Z

seery:

If anyone has an iPhone X [or Xs] they don’t need anymore, I could really use it.

Will gladly pay the shipping [as long as it’s 10 bucks or less].

This actually makes me want to donate an android phone to you. I still have hope for you… :innocent:

klrman · 2018-09-19T06:10:54.000Z

Lightbringer:

klrman:

I hope you can wait just a little until I spend all the funds that were graciously forwarded to me by my good friend the Nigeria Prince

Nigeria Prince? Isn’t that the sister (brother?) tour-boat of Maid Of The Mist, over at Nigeria Falls?

I don't know, only been to Niagra Falls once! I was referring to those spam emails with the fake Nigerian Prince that offers to give his multi million dollar fortune as long as you pay him a little to send it to you.

cabfrank · 2018-09-19T06:14:10.000Z

Seriously, how does one recover from this thread?

tatasal · 2018-09-19T06:18:46.000Z

cabfrank:

Seriously, how does one recover from this thread?

Once you have posted here, you are seriously doomed.

cabfrank · 2018-09-19T06:22:46.000Z

All kidding aside though, because it really was a good idea;

I am currently accepting unclaimed winning lottery tickets. You know, like if you have a winner you haven’t cashed in yet, and it is just laying around. I will send a self addressed stamped envelope, so postage is on me, and I will provide my own pen to sign my name on the back. Offers like this don’t come around every day.

X31 · 2018-09-19T06:30:31.000Z

1. Fill your profile so people know where you are from
2. Maybe give us a valid reason to give your free stuff (I’m poor, I’m depressive, my dog once ate my homework…)
3. Be specific, what are you looking for ? Budget lights like Oveready, HDS, Zebralight ?
4. Profit ?!

toddcshoe · 2018-09-19T06:49:18.000Z

cabfrank:

Seriously, how does one recover from this thread?

Still trying to figure out why this is actually a thread.

Enderman · 2018-09-19T06:50:59.000Z

toddcshoe:

cabfrank:

Seriously, how does one recover from this thread?

Still trying to figure out why this is actually a thread.

Because some people don’t understand that begging on forums for free stuff is disrespectful and not allowed.
Forum etiquette, super simple stuff.

bilakos10 · 2018-09-19T06:53:17.000Z

cabfrank:

Seriously, how does one recover from this thread?

New account it is.

toddcshoe · 2018-09-19T06:58:34.000Z

Enderman:

toddcshoe:

cabfrank:

Seriously, how does one recover from this thread?

Still trying to figure out why this is actually a thread.

Because some people don’t understand that begging on forums for free stuff is disrespectful and not allowed.
Forum etiquette, super simple stuff.

Gotcha, thought they changed the B in BLF for a second.

Boaz · 2018-09-19T09:24:57.000Z

I mentioned the ferrari 250 gto just in case someone isn't feeling well and their relitives may have said something that made them mad .

And while i really don't need more than a few I'll definately give multiples a good home .

really any 50's 60's and even early seventies italian sports cars would work for me .

thanks to all in advance ...

Oh ...any formula one race cars or GTP

tatasal · 2018-09-19T09:36:45.000Z

Ah, this thread deserves my favorite video fitting for the occasion:

Lightbringer · 2018-09-19T12:25:31.000Z

klrman:

Lightbringer:

klrman:

I hope you can wait just a little until I spend all the funds that were graciously forwarded to me by my good friend the Nigeria Prince

Nigeria Prince? Isn’t that the sister (brother?) tour-boat of Maid Of The Mist, over at Nigeria Falls?

I don’t know, only been to Niagra Falls once! I was referring to those spam emails with the fake Nigerian Prince that offers to give his multi million dollar fortune as long as you pay him a little to send it to you.

Niagara Falls? Nah. Who wants to go there?

Nigeria Falls is so much nicer.

Lightbringer · 2018-09-19T12:27:36.000Z

cabfrank:

Seriously, how does one recover from this thread?

You have to change the subject line to “delete”.

Jerommel · 2018-09-19T12:39:59.000Z

Hmm… In defence of OP, asking for left over flashlights, maybe broken or incomplete, just sitting in a box somewhere…
What’s wrong with that?

ecotack · 2018-09-19T12:45:01.000Z

I have several free flashlights, its easy to get them. Find the cheapest C8 6000LM XML on eBay, buy it, complain its not an XML LED (usually an XPE or copy) and its not 6000LM, open eBay dispute, get refund and keep flashlight :smiling_imp:

pinkpanda3310 · 2018-09-19T13:00:27.000Z

Wow you guys jumped on this thread. I thought it was a slightly more specific ‘pay it forward’ thread. We can all dump our ‘too cheap and nasty $2’ lights on DIPSTIX :arrow_right: