Am I an old fart?

I couldn’t tell if you were serious before, so I ignored it.

Perhaps the rules have changed, but usually walking up to a table and interjecting without saying excuse me is rude

thanks, rude *! :person_facepalming:

Rude knows no social, financial, or age boundaries. I’ve seen a very polite & congenial street vendor, while also seeing a truly hateful, despicable, disparaging & vindictive holder of high political office.

So you’re not an old fart. You’re just physically older. But inside you’re only as old as you feel. :wink:

This is the variation I like to carry:

Hmm, I should have a bunch of those made up.

Here’s a quote from an “old fart”—-Don’t do somethin’ stoopit or we be bumpin”

Language and understanding is amazing. :disguised_face:

That was then. Surely by now (thanks to all the knowledge you have gained here), you have a flashlight that is bigger and works better than 99% of the remaining available male population.